10 “Wow That Was Kinda Awkward” Live Performance Moments

10. Genesis founder Peter Gabriel dressed as “Britannia” singing “Dancing with the Moonlit Knight” in 1973, complete with reverse Mohawk. This performance gets spot #10 because it’s quite bizarro at first; but then when he starts singing… well, he’s Peter Gabriel.

9. Gary Glitter, live at Sheffield Arena, 1991. This makes me uncomfortable on so many levels.

8. Joe Cocker, live at Montreux Jazz Festival, 1987. Joe, you are so beautiful to me, but you’re scaring me a little here.

10 of the Shortest Pro Athletes In History

10. HEINI ADAMS: 5’4 ½ “
Twenty-nine year old scrum half Heini Adams currently plays rugby for the Vodacom Blue Bulls of South Africa.

9. TYRONE CURTIS “MUGGSY” BOGUES: 5′3″
Retired NBA player Tyrone Curtis “Muggsy” Bogues boasts 6,858 points, 6,726 assists and 1,369 steals. During his career, “Muggsy” Bogues played for the Washington Bullets, Charlotte Hornets, Golden State Warriors and the Toronto Raptors, retiring in 2001.

8. ROY “SHRIMP” WORTERS: 5′3″
NHL goaltender Roy “Shrimp” Worters, winner of Hart Memorial Trophy (1929) and the Vezina Trophy (1931), was posthumously inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame in 1969. Retiring in 1937, he’d played for the New York Americans, Montreal Canadiens, Pittsburgh Pirates and the Pittsburgh Yellow Jackets.

25 of the Most Awesomely Epic Local TV Commercials

25. Cullman Liquidation
8080 AL Hwy 157 Cullman, Alabama 35057
www.cullmanliquidation.com
This is a commercial for Cullman Liquidation, a mobile home seller. This commercial has some pretty solid camera angles and the commercial has even been franchised with T-shirts on Cullman’s website too. Because it is not a naturally bad TV commercial, Cullman Liquidation gets #25.

24. TDM Auto Sales – Cuban Gynecologist and American Auto Salesman Commercial
1631 S. Main St., High Point, North Carolina
www.tdmautosales.com
I highly recommend that women stay away from this place.

23. The Red House Furniture Commercial
502 South Elm St.
High Point, North Carolina 27260
www.redhousefurniture.com
I’m white and I love the Red House! I’m black and I love the Red House! This ad is trying a little too hard to promote diversity in the south. I’m Asian so I’m pretty sure that I’m not welcome there. That would mix things up too much for this commercial.

10 Best Uses Of A Beverage In A Movie

10. Water promoted by the whole cast from Signs

Bo: There’s a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?

[giving the dog a bowl of water]
Bo: It tastes funny.
[Morgan takes a sip]
Morgan: It does not. It’s just tap water. Besides, he licks his butt every day, I don’t think he’ll mind.

Graham Hess: Come on, now, you’re too old to be doing this. You get a glass of water, and leave it lying around instead of finishing it. Now what’s wrong with this one?
Bo: It has dust in it.
Graham Hess: And this one?
Bo: A hair.
Graham Hess: And this one?
Bo: Morgan took a sip and it’s got his amoebas in it.

9. Mountain Dew promoted by “the Extreme guys” from Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle

Cole: “Let’s go get some fuckin’ Mountain Dew.”
Other skater guy: “EXTREME!”

8. Booty Sweat promoted by Alpa Chino from Tropic Thunder

Alpa Chino: “Drink Booty Sweat, baby! Drink Booty Sweat!”
Kirk Lazarus: [mockingly] “Yeah, get him chuggin’ on some of Alpa’s ass-water. That’ll bring him around, it’s a cure-all… ”