TOP 10 WORST BEERS OF ALL TIME
10. Busch
9. Natural Ice
8. Red Dog
7. Mickey’s
6. Schlitz (Ice)
5. Olde English
4. Old Milwaukee
3. King Cobra
2. Colt 45
1. Billy Beer
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Shane Coffey
July 8th, 2008 at 9:17 pmMan when I was in the navy Red Dog and Mickeys was the way to go unless you were broke then it was natural light. Ah I can remember it now the 64 oz Mickey. 40 oz is for wimps, down a 64 oz that will put some hair on your chest.
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Max Weir
July 9th, 2008 at 3:39 amI tried this german beer that was actually a non alcoholic beer but tasted exactly like beer, man it was awful! I took a few sips and tipped the rest out, what was the point of that beer I’d never know. I wished I could remember the name.
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New Orleanian
July 9th, 2008 at 7:46 am@Shane. They’ve retired the 64 oz. Now all you can get is the forty or the thumbcutter sixpack.
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anon
August 8th, 2008 at 1:41 pmhow can you leave out steel reserve???
that crap is terrible!
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drock
August 9th, 2008 at 3:13 amCoors Arctic Ice – it was f’n orange
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patrick
August 9th, 2008 at 5:15 ama 64 oz!! ive never even heard of such a wonder! mickeys or not, whatever it is thats awesome.
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Uncle B
August 9th, 2008 at 10:00 amAll Canadian beers are excellent! We simply don’t make a bad beer! Most of us were weaned from out mother’s milk to beer and rarely drink ’soda’ because beer is our drink of choice. Hospitals in Canada serve beer, and our Doctors prescribe it for everything from erectile difficulties (rare in Canada) to headaches. Our young girls are just a bit bigger and firmer in just the right places due to our superior beers. Our older girls stay firmer and a bit bigger in just the right places due to the preservation qualities of our all natural beers. We import beers from around the world, just to remind ourselves how superior our beers really are.
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I had sex with Canada and never called her back
August 17th, 2008 at 9:59 pm@Uncle B: You’re an idiot. From, USA
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lebowski
August 18th, 2008 at 8:17 pmWhy on earth isn’t Budweiser at the top of the list? Canned Bud is the most awful shite I’ve ever tasted.
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Pedro
August 18th, 2008 at 10:33 pmColt 45 and Olde English are not beer, they’re Malt Liquors.
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dj-x
September 29th, 2008 at 2:06 pmhw come gordon sparks aint here…it is shiiiit
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TJR
September 29th, 2008 at 5:37 pmWhat about Pabst Blue Ribbon, Piels, Schmidts, Schaffer. WTF!!!
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potatoe
October 15th, 2008 at 11:53 pmHey TJR-
PBR, Natty Ice and Olympia are the same beer…
and take mickey’s off this and put steel reserve in its place.
i think i got tetanus from drinking Steel reserve once…
and replace red dog with Coors… made me think i was a werewolf and the guy who gave me a coors was trying to kill me…
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The Manticore
October 24th, 2008 at 6:42 pmKing Cobra is Malt liquor too
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f0rty2freed0m
October 25th, 2008 at 1:20 amman mickeys is the best malt liquor ever. u dont agree i will fight to the deat :X
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f0rty2freed0m
October 25th, 2008 at 1:21 amman mickeys is the shit… ill take it to the streets if u disagree… :X
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dolans
October 25th, 2008 at 4:25 amOne word….Hacksteins
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TommyTew
October 26th, 2008 at 7:59 amYeah they shouldn’t be putting mickeys or king cobra or old E on there cause they’re malt liquors. How about putting hamms on there that stuff is just a little worse than urine.
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me
October 26th, 2008 at 6:52 pmwhy isn’t keystone ice on this list?
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Randye
October 26th, 2008 at 9:19 pmThese beers all taste like fine Champagne compared to Jax Beer…”shudder”… Although it’s no longer made..the memory of the one can of this awful brew that I drank 20 years ago still haunts me to this day…
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gavin
October 26th, 2008 at 11:17 pmbeer is beer to me, but i gotta say, sclitz is just wrong. even if im drunk i wont drink that.
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brett
October 26th, 2008 at 11:25 pmcolt 45 is good shit man
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HBG
October 27th, 2008 at 5:36 am1st, I don’t see any mention of Australian beer.
1. Coopers white label home brew Lager
2. Coopers white label home brew draught
3. Hammer & Tong commercial
4. Tooheys home brew (all)
5. Coopers white label home brew Real ale
6. Coopers white label home brew Canadian blonde
7. Victoria bitter
8. Corona
9. Tooheys New
10. Farmland Lager/Draught -
stewart
October 27th, 2008 at 8:33 amHow come Heniken is not on the list, stuff taste like piss
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Jeremy Miller
October 27th, 2008 at 12:36 pmThis is a lie. Schlitz should by no means be on this list. If you haven’t had Schlitz in a while, you really should go back and buy yourself a couple.
It is by far one of my favorite beers, and for the price, you can’t beat it.
Anyone that’s talking bad about Schlitz, be honest, and tell me when the last time you actually drank a shlitz.
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JD
October 27th, 2008 at 5:47 pmI find it hilarious these are some of my favorite brews. I’m a huge fan of malt liquor. Micro-brews and hoppy ales are for the weak.
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kello32
October 28th, 2008 at 11:04 pmOlde English is godly
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profnasty
November 1st, 2008 at 8:38 amSpeaking as a beer drinker of some 40 years, I’d say……Mickey’s wasn’t half bad. I have drunken Old Milwaukee and enjoyed it much, for the price. Colt 45 will kick your ass. And ordinary Schlitz beer was pretty good too. Word.
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profnasty
November 1st, 2008 at 8:40 amStewart #24. Yeah but it tastes like Jeniffer Lopez’ piss. And that’s good.
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evilhapposai
January 20th, 2009 at 4:04 amWhat about Budweiser? Kind of like Obama, load of crap that the media and commercials over-hype.
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elneilotheelnoodleooo
February 11th, 2009 at 11:45 pmwtf colt .45 that is my favorate beer (malt liquor) come on #2 bull shit.
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Anonymous
April 18th, 2009 at 6:04 pmcolt 45, OE, and mickeys are great. 40oz are cheap get the job done and still taste better then bud and miller.
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Anonymous
April 26th, 2009 at 8:33 pmcamo 40s are arguably the worst beers ever created…way worse than colt 45s
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Anonymous
April 29th, 2009 at 7:54 pm“What about Budweiser? Kind of like Obama, load of crap that the media and commercials over-hype.
If Obama is Budweiser, I guess that would make the Republican Party O’Doul’s, costs as much as the real thing but without any of the benefits and a horrible aftertaste.
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Drkxman
May 8th, 2009 at 2:51 pmIt’s obvious that the panel hasn’t tried Schaeffer or Schaeffer Light. Honorable mention to every beer made by Red Hook.
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Drkxman
May 8th, 2009 at 2:57 pmWy isn’t Regular Coors on this list? That is the nastiest beer in America.
Also Mickey’s, OE 800, Colt 45 and King Cobra are all Malt Liquors not beer.
And Mickey’s is actually pretty good.
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Prince of Tantra
May 23rd, 2009 at 7:39 pmIn the Netherlands ,Heineken is the undisputed Number One Disgusted Beer
Americans love it,they,being used to be paid to feel bad
about themselves it fits the Pattern,or whatSuch a Scam
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Prince of Tantra
May 23rd, 2009 at 7:42 pmOh ,
and the recipe needed is kept secret!Buy Crap,believe Crap,Love Crap
This is Mighty America !!
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Prince of Tantra
May 23rd, 2009 at 7:51 pmThis whole Site:
A perfect example of America’s
Home Grown Debilism displayed and Archived in
convenient Categorical Headlines -
stan
June 9th, 2009 at 10:11 amhow can you say that Olde English is the worst beer of all time and leave out ST. Ides.
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Jack
August 26th, 2009 at 10:50 amHAHA! i lived off half these beers in highschool
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Chen Kai Wen
January 13th, 2010 at 10:28 amThis judge panel apparently never made it to Texas, where they have Texas Pride, Lonestar, Pearl and others. Also, Micolob lite is really bad. Schlitz should not be on this list.
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JohnnyPaycheck
May 22nd, 2010 at 7:38 pmI dont Know where these douchebag Judges come from,but OLYMPIA BEER is the worst beer ever and its not even on the list. So pop open a Pabst Blue Ribbon and get a clue about taste,cause thats what Beer is all about is taste. All those beers on their list are not bad beers. WAKE THE HELL UP!!!!
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Anonymous
May 22nd, 2010 at 8:25 pmWhen I was a seminary student, back in the late 60s and early 70s, and with no money, of course, you could buy a six pack of LAKE ERIE beer (in Atlanta, Ga) for 99 cents. Worth every penny. I drank part of one and poured the others down the drain.
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Niki
May 22nd, 2010 at 8:30 pmHow can you call Bush bad? It is delicious. Also Chen…Lonestar is a Texas staple. It goes down like water. I stock up whenever I am in the state. Maybe I just like cheap beer.
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Irish girl
May 22nd, 2010 at 9:02 pmI love Mickeys, sting like a bee. I love
the puzzles under that cap. Im having one
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Supplesteed
May 22nd, 2010 at 9:03 pmPearl tastes like each bottle was stuck in a pile of crap before any beer was put in it and you left it off your list. You realy don’t have enough beer experience to publish a list such as this
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Gordon USN
May 22nd, 2010 at 9:33 pmFor my part the very top listed awwwwful beer has to be Oranjeboom a dutch brew!
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shredd
May 22nd, 2010 at 9:41 pmDOES ANYONE HERE KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN “MALT LIQOUR” AND BEER ???
WHAT A BUNCH OF NIMRODS …. THERE ISN’T ONE !!!
BACK IN THE DAY, THEY CALLED SOME BEER “MALT lIQOUR” TO GET AROUND CERTAIN TAXES IN CERTAIN BACKWARD STATES … FOR A BUNCH OF PEOPLE THAT SAY THEY NO GOOD BEER FROM BAD… I’M NOT IMPRESSED …
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Gordon USN
May 22nd, 2010 at 9:49 pmConsider that all things are relative. In 1966 a terrible Domestic Beer had to be HAMMs yet serving in-country in Vietnam Hamms was the best available beer including 33 because Hamms for whatever reason did not add formaldahyde (as preservative) like other US brewers did.
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goocher
May 22nd, 2010 at 10:00 pmBoy have non of you ever had OLD STYLE? Chicago old guys love this stuff.
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Tarbaby
May 22nd, 2010 at 10:00 pmYour right Supplesteed this is not a complete list of fermented urine. There are shittier beers some I remember are Huediphull King of beers.(shit was swill) and Fall City. Pabts Blue Ribbon. Shit yourself to ribbions after a night of that. Good god I knew this dude drank it warm right out of the back his pickup.
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XbudDriver
May 22nd, 2010 at 10:11 pmI use to drive a truck for a shitty company that distributed for budweiser and many other beer makers. Anyway Ninkasi is a brewery in Portland OR, and every beer they ever made tase like pure ass! It’s true, I can’t believe that people actually like that shit.
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Wee Wee
May 22nd, 2010 at 10:55 pmWhat about Blatz, or Ortlieb’s?
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Joe Lancer
May 22nd, 2010 at 10:56 pmI think that Bud Light should be on this list if not at the top. People don’t realize good quality beer, they just buy whats most popluar. Most don’t even like the taste of beer and settle for water that is Bud Light.
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Jim
May 22nd, 2010 at 11:00 pmwhat about meister brau, and Bud lime, terrible beer.
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badabongo
May 22nd, 2010 at 11:42 pmEver had recycled beer ? Tastes like piss!
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Fred
May 22nd, 2010 at 11:48 pmNobody here ever had Gablingers. That was one of the first “Low calorie” Beers. It was terrible. Another bad one was “Tiger Paw” They had that in the PX’s at Ft. Polk, Louisiana. We called it “Panther P**s”.
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Felix
May 23rd, 2010 at 12:21 amHeinekein tastes like soap or is just me.
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nick
May 23rd, 2010 at 12:44 amu guys forgot corona and icehouse they some shitty beers too
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wayne
May 23rd, 2010 at 1:27 amYou forgot the worst beer of all. Premo Beer of
Hawaii. That stuff curddeled your stomach. -
MrG
May 23rd, 2010 at 1:52 amMiller Special Reserve certainly belongs on this list, but the worst beer I ever had was Carling’s Black Label.
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Dennis
May 23rd, 2010 at 2:20 amOlde English, King Cobra and Colt 45 are not beers. they are malt liquor. Nothing wrong with Busch or Old Milwaukee. And how can you have a worst beer in the world list and not have Carling Black Label Beer on it is beyond belief.
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whatithink
May 23rd, 2010 at 3:35 amSounds to me all you bitches should just have a glass of wine and stop complaining about CHEAP BEERS…
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PimpingUsoftly
May 23rd, 2010 at 8:34 amHeidelberg and Olympia should be on this list but the ABSOLUTE WORST IS “CAMMO”. I would rather drink all the beers on that list FLAT and mixed with Thunderbird wine than taster that getto !@#$ ever again.
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Doobie
May 27th, 2010 at 3:45 pmman KING COBRA IS THE SHIT…. As a musician i’ve even made a song about it….plus $1.59 a quart is just right, not too cheap, not too expensive
