25 of the Most Awesomely Epic Local TV Commercials
25. Cullman Liquidation
8080 AL Hwy 157 Cullman, Alabama 35057
www.cullmanliquidation.com
This is a commercial for Cullman Liquidation, a mobile home seller. This commercial has some pretty solid camera angles and the commercial has even been franchised with T-shirts on Cullman’s website too. Because it is not a naturally bad TV commercial, Cullman Liquidation gets #25.
24. TDM Auto Sales – Cuban Gynecologist and American Auto Salesman Commercial
1631 S. Main St., High Point, North Carolina
www.tdmautosales.com
I highly recommend that women stay away from this place.
23. The Red House Furniture Commercial
502 South Elm St.
High Point, North Carolina 27260
www.redhousefurniture.com
I’m white and I love the Red House! I’m black and I love the Red House! This ad is trying a little too hard to promote diversity in the south. I’m Asian so I’m pretty sure that I’m not welcome there. That would mix things up too much for this commercial.
22. Ray’s Midbell Music Commercial
4230 So. Lancelot Ln.
Sioux City, IA 51106
www.midbellmusic.com
This one time at band camp… This one time at the instruments store, we made a terrible rap commercial…
21. Bobby Denning Furniture Commercial
1126 N. Breazeale Ave.
Mt. Olive, North Carolina 28365
www.bobbydenningfurniture.com
There’s nothing like running over and using a chainsaw on fruit with the words high prices on them.
20. Appalachian State University Promo Commercial – Appalachian Is HOT! HOT! HOT!
Appalachian State University Boone, NC 28608
www.appstate.edu
The two things that Appalachian State University is best known for is this commercial and for beating University of Michigan in football.
19. Salt Lake Community College Barbering & Cosmetology School Commercial
Admin. Bldg. Rm. 182
South East Entrance
4600 South Redwood Road Salt Lake City, UT 84123
www.slcc.edu/barberingcosmetology
The part where they are carrying around the heads of the dummies by the hair was pretty creepy. And why do they have to sing that they are an unlicensed salon, honestly?
18. Second Sole Sports Sporting Goods
5011 Falls Of Neuse Rd Ste E, Raleigh, NC 27609
The guy covered in shoes laughing menacingly freaked me out.
17. Pizza-N-Go – Pizza Dance Commercial
51 Main St, Lawrenceville, PA 16929
Watching this guy do the pizza dance makes me want to hate pizza.
16. Georgia Car Credit – Credit MacDaddy Commercial
609 Hwy 133 South Moultrie, Georgia 31788
www.buymocars.com
This pimp wants to hook you up with a car without checking your credit. If he can do that with his day job of selling cars, I wonder what he could offer us with his night job.
15. Norton Furniture
2106 Payne Ave.
Cleveland, Ohio
www.nortonfurniture.com
You can count on Marc.
14. Eagle Insurance Agency
3517 N Spaulding Ave Chicago, IL 60618
www.theeagleman.com
When I think of car insurance, I’m going to think of a creepy eagle giving birth on my car from now on.
13. Flea Market Montgomery
2270 East South Boulevard Montgomery, Alabama 36116
This song and dance is pretty cheesy but it is very catchy and I can’t get it out of my head now. I think Ellen DeGeneres played this video on her show once too.
12. Moo & Oink
7158 S. Stony Island Chicago, Illinois
http://home.moo-oink.com/
A dancing pig and cow in front of the meat department at a grocery store in Chicago with synchronized dancing. The reason why this commercial is on the list must be self-explanatory.
11. J. Michael Gallagher
300 Vine St, Seattle, WA 98121
www.dontbeaweekendparent.com
“Take my wife please…?” This commercial is pretty twisted based on the fact this couple is trying to screw each other over.
10. Car Stereo Plus
1626 Freeway Dr # A Mt Vernon, WA 98273
www.carstereoplus.com
The plot of this video is pretty terrible. Two dudes want to try to “pimp your ride” but you should not let that happen. Instead you should take your car to Car Stereo Plus.
9. Arctic Leash
3526 Industrial Ave Fairbanks, AK 99701
www.arcticleash.com
This is the first commercial I have seen where a guy wants to try to pick up a girl with an extension cord.
8. Big Al’s Pizza
537 Gaftney Rd Fairbanks, AK 99701
bigalspizza.alaskansavvy.com
O RLY? You put an owl in this video? A cartoon owl in a pizza commercial?
7. Birthday World
Oak Groves Plaza 995 North State Road 434 Altamonte Springs, Florida 32714
BirthdayWorldOrlando.com
Pedobear in the flesh.
6. Auto Connection – Luv Mack
6336 East Virginia Beach Blvd Norfolk, VA 2350
imadetheconnection.com
Terrible dance moves. A cartoon dog dancing. Terrible font effects. This deserves to be in the top 10 worst local TV ads.
5. Bob Rohrman
8455 U.S. 31 South Indianapolis, IN 46227
www.rohrman.com
Dear Bob, why are you integrating Valentine’s Day with selling cars?
4. Replay Video Games
3924 Jr Prewitt Pkwy Osage Beach, MO 65065
Worst. Actors. EVAR!
3. Big Boys Toys
1930 Broadway Santa Maria, California
Even girls can buy stuff at Big Boys Toys. This is top 3 because of the name of the store.
2. Martin Fine Furniture
5420 U.S. 31 South Indianapolis, IN 46227
www.martinfinefurnitureonline.com
Furniture stores with a Western movie theme just bothers me.
1. You’re Special Flowers & Gifts
3550 Airport Way # 1, Fairbanks, AK
The girl asks the guy where he got the present from and he says “You’re Special.” This repeats and I decided that this is the worst commercial I have ever seen.
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