16 Absolutely Horrible Celebrity Based Video Games
16. Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker
Consoles: Arcade, Sega Genesis
Game objective: “Just to tell you once again, who’s bad.” Michael Jackson sings those lyrics in his song, “Bad.” Not only is Michael Jackson bad, but so was his video game. In this game, Jackson walks around beating up adults and saving kids. When attacking, it almost looks like he is kicking and punching pixie dust at the villains.
Why On The List? Because in this game, Mikey is beating up adults and good looking women to save kids. And we all know Mike likes kids a bit tooooo much.
15. Brian Clough’s Football Fortunes
Consoles: Acorn Electron, PC Games
Game objective: Brian Cloughs Football Fortunes is a soccer game. The game can be from 2-5 players. Each team manager competes in a league of 9 other teams to for the F.A. Cup.
Why On The List? Look at the screenshot below and tell me if you think it looks like a real soccer game. I just see a few numbers and a green box.
14. Eddie Kidd Jump Challenge
Consoles: C64, MSX, ZX Spectrum, Acorn Electron, BBC Micro
Game objective: Eddie Kidd is a British bike stunt performer, similar to Evel Knievel. Jump Challenge was released in 1985. In this game you have to ensure a proper speed when jumping over cars otherwise you’ll smash into the cars.
Why On The List? Eddie Kidd is talented and all, but if I were to play any game that involves a motorcycle back in the day, it would definitely be Excite Bike. Not to mention the sound effects are pretty annoying and the graphics aren’t that great either.
13. Emlyn Hughes International Soccer
Consoles: Amiga, Amstrad CPC, Atari ST, Commodore 64, ZX Spectrum
Game objective: Emlyn played soccer from about 1964-1984. He was the captain of Liverpool F.C. and the captain of the England national team. This game was made around 1988. The objective of the game is kick the ball into the net. Duh!
Why On The List? The design of the game must have been decent for its time, but given current standards I could probably design the graphics better myself using Microsoft Paint.
The 28 Most Ravishing TV Wives
28. Linda Evans
Linda Evans plays the new wife of Blake Carrington on soap opera from the 80’s, Dynasty. Family Guy spoof Linda Evans career with the following conversation between Stewie and Olivia at an acting school:
Stewie: Well, fine! Refuse my offer. Get booted out of this place (acting school) and wind up like Linda Evans.
(Flash to supermarket scene)
Intercom: Linda Evans, we have a spill in Aisle 9. Linda Evans, spill in Aisle 9.
27. Meredith Baxter
Meredith played the wife of Steve Keaton, Elyse on Who’s The Boss? After Family Ties, Baxter made apperances on Spin City, 7th Heaven,
26. Marcia Strassman
Strassman was the wife of Gabe Kotter on Welcome Back, Kotter. Marcia was one of the main characters on Honey, I Shrunk the Kids and Honey, I Blew Up The Kids.
25. Mary Tyler Moore
Mary played the wife of Rob Petrie on The Dick Van Dyke Show. Moore was on That 70’s Show for 3 episodes and appeared on Oprah earlier this year.
24. Lois Griffin
Lois is the wife of Peter Griffin on Family Guy. Alex Borstein plays her voice. Lois teaches the piano to help sustain the family’s income and raises 3 children throughout the show. Lois and Peter’s youngest child despises his mother to the point where he plots ways to get rid of her mostly throughout Season 1.
23. Joanna Kerns
Joanna plays Maggie Seaver on Growing Pains. Joanna also made apperances in Knocked Up, Girl, Interrupted, and The A-Team. Joanna directed a couple of Scrubs and ER episodes.
The 10 Most Sexiest Grown Up Disney Mouseketeer Women
10. Lisa Whelchel
[image credit: Team41]Lisa Whelchel is best known for being on The Facts of Life, but started as a Mouseketeer. Whelchel also created a Christian pop album called All Because of You. Lisa Whelchel has also started a Busy Mom’s Book Club via her website.
9. Lindsey Allen
Lindsey Allen started by playing the role of Annie at the Burt Reynold’s Dinner Theater. Allen attended the University of Missouri-Columbia and received a B.A. in Theater. Allen also starred in Ernest Saves Christmas, Roller Jam, and B.L. Stryker.
8. Annette J. Funicello
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Italian-American Annette J. Funicello was the most popular Mouseketeer thus far. She was discovered by Disney when performing in the dance recital, Swan Lake. After Funicello left Disney, she starred in several “Beach Party” movies. Walt Disney did not want her to appear promiscuously in any of the movies though. Funicello did not fully comply with the request as she decided to wear some sexy swimsuit outfits in a couple of the “Beach Party” movies.
7. Cheryl Holdridge
[image credit: elispot]New Orleans, Louisiana born, Cheryl Holdridge performed in The Nutcracker in L.A. when she was age 9. Holdridge became a Mouseketeer in 1956, when she was 12 years old. In 1959, Holdridge did a cameo in Leave it to Beaver as the role of Wally Cleaver’s girlfriend. Holdridge, at the age of 56 made a cameo in the movie, The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas.
