25 of the Most Awesomely Epic Local TV Commercials

25. Cullman Liquidation
8080 AL Hwy 157 Cullman, Alabama 35057
www.cullmanliquidation.com
This is a commercial for Cullman Liquidation, a mobile home seller. This commercial has some pretty solid camera angles and the commercial has even been franchised with T-shirts on Cullman’s website too. Because it is not a naturally bad TV commercial, Cullman Liquidation gets #25.

24. TDM Auto Sales – Cuban Gynecologist and American Auto Salesman Commercial
1631 S. Main St., High Point, North Carolina
www.tdmautosales.com
I highly recommend that women stay away from this place.

23. The Red House Furniture Commercial
502 South Elm St.
High Point, North Carolina 27260
www.redhousefurniture.com
I’m white and I love the Red House! I’m black and I love the Red House! This ad is trying a little too hard to promote diversity in the south. I’m Asian so I’m pretty sure that I’m not welcome there. That would mix things up too much for this commercial.

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10. Water promoted by the whole cast from Signs

Bo: There’s a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?

[giving the dog a bowl of water]
Bo: It tastes funny.
[Morgan takes a sip]
Morgan: It does not. It’s just tap water. Besides, he licks his butt every day, I don’t think he’ll mind.

Graham Hess: Come on, now, you’re too old to be doing this. You get a glass of water, and leave it lying around instead of finishing it. Now what’s wrong with this one?
Bo: It has dust in it.
Graham Hess: And this one?
Bo: A hair.
Graham Hess: And this one?
Bo: Morgan took a sip and it’s got his amoebas in it.

9. Mountain Dew promoted by “the Extreme guys” from Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle

Cole: “Let’s go get some fuckin’ Mountain Dew.”
Other skater guy: “EXTREME!”

8. Booty Sweat promoted by Alpa Chino from Tropic Thunder

Alpa Chino: “Drink Booty Sweat, baby! Drink Booty Sweat!”
Kirk Lazarus: [mockingly] “Yeah, get him chuggin’ on some of Alpa’s ass-water. That’ll bring him around, it’s a cure-all… ”

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10. Street Fighter II – E. Honda roughs up that car with his face

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8. Madden 07′ – The field marker keeps running into a player and falling over.